Posted 2 days ago

previouslysane:

agentdalecooper:

do u think i burned the toast

just scrape it off

should b fine

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

xploren:

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

Posted 4 days ago

mariacorbata:

diablomaldito:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Junten agua! 

al fin

not really dumb, more so concerning…

Posted 4 days ago
This is how I hug my friends.

This is how I hug my friends.

(Source: properconduct)

Posted 4 days ago

catherinedoll:

i can hear my brother and his friend in the next room, having a conversation about t-shirts. it’s going a little something like this. 

“aye man, what chu think?” 

“you’re gonna drop two bills on that? What the fuck.”

“IT’S GUCCI!”

“but that material isn’t even that nice”

“IT’S GUCCI…”


the bolded bit is my brother.

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

yepxthatsme:

detective-alchemist:

xn—b6h:

all my life i been po’. but it really don’t matter no mo’

I canttttttt!!

(Source: astylz35)

Posted 6 days ago

bwahaha

shirtless-gendry:

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

omg why is this making me laugh so much

Posted 1 week ago

senorampcan:

That Kakarot ain’t right.